I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
GROUCHO MARXGroucho Marx Quotes
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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