Groucho Marx Quotes

The only real laughter comes from despair.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I only write first editions.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.