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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

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