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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Bill Cosby

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence

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