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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human

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