Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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