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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

Bill Cosby

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

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