“There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.”

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

All parents experience the same problems.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Truth is an homage that the good man pays to his own dignity.

By a lie a man throws away, and as it were, annihilates his dignity as a man.

Dignity is a value that creates irreplaceability.

Where is there dignity unless there is honesty?

Still the men stand up for the dignity of man, by oppressing the women.

By a lie a man throws away and as it were annihilates his dignity as a man.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

She walked the path of dignity as she raised her standards.