Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYI’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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