All Children Have Brain Damage!
BILL COSBYAll parents experience the same problems.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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