A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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