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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Bill Cosby

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself

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