Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Bill Cosby

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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself

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