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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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