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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right

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