And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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