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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces

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