Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
-
-
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
BILL COSBY -
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
BILL COSBY -
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBY -
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
BILL COSBY -
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
BILL COSBY -
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
BILL COSBY -
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBY -
All parents experience the same problems.
BILL COSBY -
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
BILL COSBY -
Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBY -
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBY -
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
BILL COSBY -
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBY -
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
BILL COSBY -
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
BILL COSBY -
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
BILL COSBY -
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBY -
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBY -
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBY -
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
BILL COSBY -
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
BILL COSBY -
All Children Have Brain Damage!
BILL COSBY -
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBY -
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
BILL COSBY -
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBY -
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
BILL COSBY