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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

Bill Cosby

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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