Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYWhen you become senile, you won’t know it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Only stupid one’s.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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