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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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