Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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