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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

Bill Cosby

It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

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