When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
ADAM SANDLERI read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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