My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLERSir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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