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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.

Adam Sandler

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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Home Lady Mom Old Ourselves
Girls are soft and pretty.
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Appearance Beautiful Girl Soft Woman
I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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Actor Excitement Myself Young
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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Children Myself Parents Stop
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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Comment Oneself Technology
I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
ADAM SANDLER

Family Myself Trouble
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Feeling Goodness Lifestyle Myself Old Serious Try
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
ADAM SANDLER

Anxiety Myself Performance Stand Young
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Drive Goodness Myself Success
I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
ADAM SANDLER

Care Myself Old Thinking
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Feeling Goodness Job Myself Way
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
ADAM SANDLER

Happiness Humility Live Moments Myself Role
The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
ADAM SANDLER

Brother Comedy Himself Reason Stand Yourself
I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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Family Movie Myself
I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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Comedy Comfortable Different Enjoyment Movie Myself Type
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Kind Myself Work
With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Difficult Money Myself Raise
I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
ADAM SANDLER

Believe Enjoyment Future Hell Movie Myself Past
I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
ADAM SANDLER

Imagination Life Love Strong Yourself
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Goodness Important Marriage Myself Problem
I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLER

Laughter Movie Myself
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Children Drive Myself Success
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
ADAM SANDLER

Career Hug Mom Movie Myself
My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
ADAM SANDLER

Goodness Happiness Hurt Intention Myself People Time
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
ADAM SANDLER

Greatness Mom Myself Value Worth

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