I grew up cursing a lot.
ADAM SANDLERSo let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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