My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLERFeels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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