“I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.”

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.

I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.

I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.

Girls are soft and pretty.

I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.

I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.

I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.

My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.

I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.

It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.

If you check your ego at the door when it comes to comedy, you’ve got a pretty good shot at making a great movie that you can commit yourself to, you can jump off the proverbial cliff with, and have a great time, and the audiences respond to that.

Many a truth is told in jest.

One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria.

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it’s the most comical thing in the world.

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.