I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
ADAM SANDLERI definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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