I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
ADAM SANDLER- Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
ADAM SANDLERFeels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
ADAM SANDLERWhen you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
ADAM SANDLERI don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
ADAM SANDLERWhen I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
ADAM SANDLERWhen I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
ADAM SANDLERI don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
ADAM SANDLERI finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLERNow that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
ADAM SANDLERChemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
ADAM SANDLERI grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
ADAM SANDLERIt’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
ADAM SANDLERA lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
ADAM SANDLERI wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
ADAM SANDLERI think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
ADAM SANDLERWhen I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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