I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
ADAM SANDLERI kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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