I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
ADAM SANDLERWhen I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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