I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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