Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLERGirls are soft and pretty.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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