“I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.”

I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.

Girls are soft and pretty.

I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.

I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.

I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.

My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.

I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.

I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

Your brand is formed primarily, not by what your company says about itself, but what the company does.

EBay is a great company. There are a lot of good assets and good customers, and the U.S. people love it.

I think as a company, if you can get two things right–having a clear direction on what you are trying to do and bringing in great people who can execute on the stuff–then you can do pretty well.

The two most important things in any company do not appear in its balance sheet: its reputation and its people.

Failure is part of the natural cycle of business. Companies are born, companies die, capitalism moves forward.

Take our 20 best people away, and I will tell you that Microsoft will become an unimportant company.

We chose it because we deal with huge amounts of data. Besides, it sounds really cool.

The best innovation is sometimes the company, the way you organize the company.