I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
W. C. FIELDS
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If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I never met a kid I liked.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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