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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

W. C. Fields

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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Break Himself Honesty Man Myself Smart Yourself
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Expectation Herself Life Man Woman Yourself
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself

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