Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

W. C. Fields

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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Advice Age Alcohol Authority Give Up Myself
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity

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