Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLERI wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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