I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
ADAM SANDLERI don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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