“I have a woman’s body and a child’s emotions.”

The most sensible thing to do to people you hate is to drink their brandy.

I wear perfume even when I’m alone.

Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

A belly laugh increases the ability of your immune system to fight infections.

I think I’m finally growing up – and about time.

Give. Remember always to give. That is the one thing that will make you grow.

I haven’t read any of the autobiographies about me.

I’ve only slept with men I’ve been married to. How many women can make that claim?

I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

I love to be casual and comfortable, but I also love the easy glamour of wearing jewelry all the time.

No matter what happens, I’m loud, noisy, earthy and ready for much more living.

I do enjoy life, I really do. Especially if I wake up the next day.

Michael Jackson is part of my heart. We would do anything for each other.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself.

I’m a bad guitar tuner. I have to pay somebody to tune my guitars.

Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it’s true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have.

When we make the cerebral state the beginning of an action, and in no sense the condition of a perception, we place the perceived images of things outside the image of our body, and thus replace perception within the things themselves.

If my body is enslaved, still my mind is free.

When I went from girl body to woman body and all of a sudden I had tits and hips and a little tummy and natural fat in places, I freaked out.

It’s not the face, but the expressions on it. It’s not the voice, but what you say. It’s not how you look in that body, but the thing you do with it. You are beautiful.

And I also see how this body influences external images: it gives back movement to them.

We are not these bodies, just souls having a bodily experience.