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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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