Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBYViolence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Only stupid one’s.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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