The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
BILL COSBYLet us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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