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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBY

Different Man Woman
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBY

Death Himself See Voice Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
BILL COSBY

Funny Future God Hope
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
BILL COSBY

Decision Fear Yourself

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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