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Bill Cosby

Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself

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