I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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