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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy

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