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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself

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