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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.

Bill Cosby

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic

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