People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
BILL COSBYThe very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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