I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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