I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
BILL COSBYNothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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